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PostSubject: MERNKERFT!   Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:57 pm

As the title says, MERNKERFT.

I do like the game very much, but the one of the only problems with MERNKERFT is how depressing it is.

I play on a server, but apparently the server is starting to die, and that sucks.

If anyone here plays Minecraft (The Full PC Version that has been legally obtained), please reply.

If you have an illegally obtained copy or you only play a non-PC copy, reply also, so I can call the cops on you.

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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:12 pm

you are right mernkerft is really depressing considering that all other people are very hard to find and that at night you see how many people have died.

a lot.
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:16 pm

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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:07 pm

I downloaded a new texture pack.
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:21 pm



If you wanted to see, here's a picture.

sorry its kinda small cause when i tried to upload it it appeared as a big red X


Last edited by heatguts on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:25 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : sorry its kinda small cause when i tried to upload it it appeared as a big red X)
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:38 pm

You can just tell me the name of the Texture Pack. Also, you are a disgrace.
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:26 pm

i know that.

Oh by the way what was that seed you were telling me about?
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:30 pm

oh and have you seen any of the new mobs that are supposed to appearin the snapshots?

Like the Wither skeleton and the witch.
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:33 pm

No, I haven't, because I don't care at all about Minecraft. I don't even know why I made this topic in the first place.

Yes, I have. I have been aware of it since around the time those snapshots first came out.

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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:59 pm

So I was adventuring around an I found some snow, so I built a shovel and picked some up to make a snow golem with.
Then i went looking for pumkins and found one five seconds later. But only one.
So I went home and crafted a snow golem. Superbob, you will understand why I named him Jim.
Anyway, so the next day I went mining and came back right before night and Jim was waiting at my door.
So I thought, oh Jim, you're so kind. But then when I opened the door he ran outside.
I was running around for about ten seconds before I remembered that being outside at night is dangerous, and anyway I had a significant amount of Iron and gold
to craft with, so I went inside to smelt it. (i had 30 iron and 10 gold, which is a sizeable amount since i was only on my third or so day.)
So in the middle of crafting my second Iron pickaxe, I heard an explosion, so I thought, oh, that's strange.
So the next morning I went outside to find Jim which was really easy since snow golems leave snow trails.
I followed the trail and It stopped right past one of the holes the creepers had made on my second day( there were two holes.)
The path was over the hole and two blocks on the other side, so I thought, what happened here?
Then I realized there were'nt any snow tracks inside the hole, and that there were in fact three holes now.
I feel so bad for Jim, and I wanted to commemerate the spot so I put down a sign that said the date he died and how.
But I want to do more for Jim to commemorate him, so what should I do?
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:05 pm

Actually, some of you might not understand what happened. A snow golem is basically a friendly snow man with a pumkin for a head. they can throw snowballs
at hostile mobs like zombies. whenever a snow golem moves, he leaves a trail of snow (in most biomes). Now that you understand that, I will tell you what i suspect happened.

Jim ran away for whatever reason at night. He wandered around and left his snow trail. Night is when hostile mobs, such as sniping skeletons, zombies, spiders, and creepers spawn (creepers explode if you get too close to them.) He was wandering and a creeper spawned near him. he walked toward the creeper(back the way he had came)and it exploded and killed him. That was the explosion I heard in the night.
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:43 pm

Please do not post like that twice in a row. Just edit your previous post. I will be removing some Pargos as a warning for this. Thank you.

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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:22 am

i was playing minecraft classic (cause the demo doesn't have creative) and i realized how useless it was. but then i started building and i found some commands and now i think its really awesome and underated.
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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:07 pm

I play minecraft classic a lot because it's free and I can play with friends.

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PostSubject: Re: MERNKERFT!   Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:26 pm

ditto, but it takes forever to work, it freezes constantly, the framerate is really slow sometimes, and my structures always DISAPPEAR.
its still pretty fun though. we should build together sometime
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